Pretty Bland Comics are updated every Monday and Friday morning

Monday 12 March 2018

23 - Scooch


Okay, so, I may have gone a little overboard on the background references in this one but it didn't feel right to draw the New Rockstars folks without a bunch of easter eggs!

Friday 9 March 2018

22 - Trade!


Introducing the first actually-new character since the reboot, my amazing coworker Jade!

Monday 5 March 2018

21 - That kind of drunk


I find the toilet is where my drunk really sets in the fastest!  I can't count how many times, in my younger days, a trip to the bar's bathroom turned "be right back" into "nope, time to go home"!

Friday 2 March 2018

20 - Knitting bag


It works especially well with shorter balls of wool because you can jam them to the bottom and secure your knitting by scrunching it to the nub at the back of the needle (or using an elastic / genuine knitting hold) and stabbing both needles into the ball!

Monday 26 February 2018

19 - Mid-roll ads


I don't mind ads at the start of videos, or promos placed by the creators, but when the hosting site takes the liberty of slapping ads into the middle of a sentence and I suddenly have to wait a minute and a half to see the end of a forty second clip I just can't be bothered!  Looking at you Facebook.

Friday 23 February 2018

Monday 19 February 2018

Friday 16 February 2018

Monday 12 February 2018

15 - Happy Valentines Day


Not a big fan of the holiday, I even missed cheap chocolate day on the 15th this year!

Friday 9 February 2018

14 - A successful stay-cation!


As a frame of reference; I have been sleeping in so late that I'm genuinely concerned about returning to 9-5 shifts this Saturday.  And to contextualize my worry, I said "Saturday" not "tomorrow" because even though I'm posting this at 5:30am (Central/6:30am Eastern time), to me it is Thursday night, not Friday morning!

Monday 5 February 2018

13 - Stay-cation


Someone should probably check on me sometime around Thursday or Friday to make sure I'm not dead...

Friday 2 February 2018

12 - A great loss


And you're a damned fool if you think I'm above pulling out the stopper and slurping those last few drops directly out of the bottle!

Monday 29 January 2018

11 - Meticulous design


To be fair, I don't know why I put so much effort into designing playable characters' faces; even if I don't shove a helmet on them I just end up playing in first person or staring at the back of their head in third!

Friday 26 January 2018

10 - Lists are important


My mom and I are both big list people because we tend to forget details in the moment.

Monday 22 January 2018

9 - Who's first?


I guess I'll be scrapping my "word of the week" segment...

Here are some blasts from the past!  Yervant, Adam, and Steven are phase one of the reintroduction of some of our favourite characters from the old comics; complete with fresh redesigns!

Friday 19 January 2018

8 - The best kind of cheating!


More than anything this will be the solution to all the times I can't get to my tablet or have a funny story to tell that doesn't bear drawing, but it can also be used for exposition like this!  If you read my old comics you might remember my "Auntie Alice" placeholders, I assure you, that is not what this is; God knows how much you all hated those!!

Monday 15 January 2018

7 - Walkies


Spend too much time in my room, get told to go out more, draw a cartoon about going out... on the computer in my room.  Same thing right?

Friday 12 January 2018

6 - I need a haircut


I really need a haircut but I'm hesitant because I've had nothing but bad luck since I moved home!

Monday 8 January 2018

5 - Lifelike Characters


To be fair, I will contest to the death that Morrowind holds up, even with the dated graphics and the cliffracers...  so, so many cliffracers...

Friday 5 January 2018

4 - My super-real job


A quick aside: In an endeavor to include more people and have fewer restrictions; this new, updated, webcomic is going to take more liberties with its connection to the real world than its predecessor.

Monday 1 January 2018

3 - Happy New Year!


Looking forward to a fresh new year full of promise and hope... and sarcasm.